Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015
"The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re my girl. So you have to be careful with the level of bad that you share with your girls. Because you forgive, but oh honey, mama don’t."
SO. Damned. True.
Remember this friends with partners. I’ll never forget or forgive.
people who use the excuse “it’s a free country”
Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life
what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business
the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”
more accurate is “Member of asshole race”